zeldathemes
The inner ramblings of a nerd

Hello there! Enjoy your stay :)

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

dunshine:

tylerrjoseph: after shows i walk the dusty battlefield in my slippers

dunshine:

tylerrjoseph: after shows i walk the dusty battlefield in my slippers

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

why are people so angry about losing indie points from a rule i made up

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

benwinstagram:

*includes a funeral playlist in my will* 

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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