zeldathemes
The inner ramblings of a nerd

Hello there! Enjoy your stay :)

simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

thegeekyblonde:

welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION

Ryan Ross aka shady motherfucker

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

tastefullyoffensive:

[bookerginger]

tastefullyoffensive:

[bookerginger]

porcelainskylines:

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

#brendon urie age 17

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong