the future of fall out boy starts now
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
id take a bullet for u in the leg not anything too fatal just a slight graze
*accidentally smudges eyeliner* it’s probably not even noticable
"all we need is your credit card information"
light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD
My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this
internet rumor: you can do a backflip
"lately I’ve been doing them because twenty one pilots, josh, the drummer, can backflip like a motherfucker. like he does one off of tyler’s piano. and it’s this huge arc, I was like I gotta kick up my game a little bit."